flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
jesussbabymomma: jesussbabymomma: is it petsmart or petsmart thanks
the-vashta-nerada: superwhoavengelockandme: the-vashta-nerada: i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going like if i start a show i’m in it until the end in sickness and in health till death or discontinuation do us part man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from BUT Glee oh yeah fuck glee
genericanimegirl: forgetting what episode of a thing ur on
catpun: PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE
The awkward moment when:
That awkward moment when someone can't pronounce...
laugh-addict: You are like: And they are like:
alwaysinlov3: alltsunandnodere: agayofgays: I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT? BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES ‘IMAGINE THE SKY’ ‘HOW IS THE SKY’ ‘TOUCH THE SKY’ IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
clockwork-malfunction: theshelleyboatsucks: wearelosechesters: thenerdfighterkid: slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers shut up we have a good range of jokes reblogging just cos this should be a sin guys you’re going off tangent
I love those days when you just DGAF
laugh-addict: Hair looks like shit? Homework still to do? Room still to clean? Bitches trying to make you mad? Friends start giving you all of their annoying drama? Mom reminds you that you’re accomplishing nothing and tells you to get off tumblr? this makes me laugh tooo hard
butthatsabsurd: klandestinekandle: ...
vivalaausten: greydelisle: The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
vriskezi: emissary-of-wind: vriskezi: the only word in the entire french language is baguette Mensonges et calomnies, ma jeune amie, le français est une langue riche, et ce particulièrement dans le domaine culinaire ! *baguette
earthnation: earthnation: lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH
jaclcfrost: egggcorn: jaclcfrost: if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners but that’s also usually the character that gets their own sub-fandom with dedicated fans and pretty cool fanart however, that’s...
sweeneytad: *dentist slaughters family in front of you* they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
nue: i hate teachers who give homework over break like do u not understand what a break is do u want me to demonstrate on ur neck
mememaster: was i the only one who never had an allowance and just did things cause my parents said so
unluckyships: when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
thickbrowsensei: misskenzierain: thickbrowsensei: Well ya know just waiting on season two of Korra you misspelled season three of sherlock you misspelled my foot in your ass
cnnbreaking: *gets A on test* .02% rise on grade *gets C on test*
cookiemonstahz: asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck Oh wowww, I thought this was legit until that last sentence.
laugh-addict: this one says the best in town this one says the best around
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
laugh-addict: When your teacher is mean but teaches really good when your teacher is mean and sucks at teaching
That expression inside when you got paired with...
yolympics: changing from jeans to pajama pants
laugh-addict: REALLY LONG UNSKIPPABLE CUTSCENES BEFORE BOSS BATTLES THAT U KEEP LOSING